Monday, 28 July 2014

First there was Coffee with Crouch... then it was Tea with Tom

What better way to spend a sunny Monday morning than delivering invitations to residents in pretty Weald villages to come along and meet their local MP for a cup of tea in a local cafe! 

Friday, 25 July 2014

Who ate all the Danish Pastries?

It was a pleasure to welcome Sir Hugh Robertson MP, Tom Tugendhat, Tracey Crouch MP and Helen Grant MP to West Kent Towers this morning, for an informal discussion about the 2015 election. Greg Clark MP was due to join us, but was called away on Ministerial business.   

Sir Hugh appeared obsessed with Tracey Crouch's window stickers. Tracey Crouch didn't like Tom Tugendhat's knitted tie. Tom Tugendhat said that he was grateful for Tracey's sartorial advice then proceeded to demolish three Danish pastries and a blueberry muffin. Helen Grant ate a cinnamon swirl and expressed surprise the Tracey's cats had more Facebook 'likes' than Tracey did.  

A further meeting will be held later in the year.

Thursday, 24 July 2014

Staplehurst By Election

Tonight we lost the Staplehurst (Maidstone Borough Council) by-election to the LibDems by a majority of six votes.

Conservative 603 36%
Lib Dem 609 36%
UKIP 311 19%
Labour 117 7%
Green 41 2%

Over the last few years I have helped win by-elections by margins of 2 votes, 4 votes and 5 votes. Tonight we lost by 6 votes. I am happy to claim my share of the credit when we have won, and I am big and ugly enough to take my share of responsibility when we don't. Losing elections is part of the majesty of the democratic process and thank goodness for it.

One of the team asked me tonight "what went wrong?"  I never blame the voters (they are totally free to vote however they see fit). I don't blame the opposition - they, like me, fight like tigers for what they believe in, and have every right to do so.  Nor (unlike quite a few in my Party) do I blame UKIP for allegedly "splitting our vote" - we don't own our supporters or have a right to their loyalty.

Tonight, however, there is someone to blame. the ward's former Conservative councillor who resigned from the council within a week of the 22 May election and caused the vacancy. Why did he resign?  Because he wasn't given a sufficiently important job by the new Conservative Group leader in her administration. Not only that, he compounded matters by giving a "no holds barred" interview to the local paper, confirming his reasons for going. In taking this course of action he betrayed his council colleagues, he betrayed the Conservative Party and he betrayed the residents of his ward. Some might not like me for writing this, but his behaviour was deplorable and in my opinoon he should be booted out for bringing the Party into disrepute.

Our candidate today, Louise Brice, was a true star who could not have worked harder. I was proud to be her agent and get to know her over the last 5 weeks. I hope she stands again and wins the seat back in 2015.

It is ironic that the Conservative vote went up by 3% compared with 22 May (despite the cause of the by-election). Sadly the LibDems managed to establish themselves as the main challenge and pipped us at the post. That's life!

Congratulations to Staplehurst's new LibDem councillor, Paulina Watson.

Wednesday, 23 July 2014

Nice Tweet from East Worthing and Shoreham Association

Nice to be able to help, and very generous of East Worthing and Shoreham Conservative Association to Tweet appreciation!  Their Agent, Daniel Humphreys, is a great guy!

A Tale of Two Tories

Jon Botten and Matt Boughton have spent the afternoon sorting out GOTV leaflets for tomorrow's by-election. The photograph below shows their respective piles of leaflets. 

Controlled Order 'v' Creative Chaos - which is which?
Here's the question - which pile was created by Matt and which by Jon?
(Answers in the comments please!)

Mr Cameron - BEWARE!

The phone rang this morning. It was Maude Harrington (obviously not her real name). 

"Oh hello, Dear. Maude Harrington calling.  I have received a very charming and correctly punctuated email from the Prime Minister informing me that the Conservative Party Conference in Birmingham is the last chance to hear about our policies before the General Election. Mr Cameron indicated that I really should attend, if at all possible, and I was offered a discount."

Oh! Lovely. And would you like to attend?

"Me, dear?  I am 96 years of age!  And whilst the mind might be willing, sadly the body is weak. I really do think I am a bit passed it now!"

You would be very welcome to attend if you wanted to go, you don't have to go for the whole four days. 

"That's very kind, but I shall stay at home and watch it on television. The reason I am calling is that I would like to write back and thank the Prime Minister for his email and explain why I cannot attend, and I should like to know if I should write to dear Prime Minister or Dear Mr Cameron. What do you think is best?"

How did he address his email to you?

"Well, he addressed me as Dear Maude..."

In that case perhaps you should write to Dear Dave?

"I don't think so, Dear. I have never been formally introduced. I suspect it's a generational thing. Do you think people do call him Dave?"

There was a time when he told us to!

"Really? My goodness. Do you think Mr Macmillan went around telling people to call him Harry?"

I doubt it! Anyway, I suspect he won't mind if you call him Mr Cameron or Prime Minister. It's very good of you to show such consideration.

"Thank you for your time. By the way, when I do write, I am going to give him a piece of my mind about the Common Market!  And I am going to tell him that he should not have sacked Mr Gove either.... "

Tuesday, 22 July 2014

Every picture tells a story

Google analytics not only tracks visitors to my blog, but also provides me with a list of search terms people type into Google before clicking through to a blog post. One of the most common is "sex shops in Aylesford", which came about after I posted a piece from The Sun showing the UKs busiest sex shops and the MPs who represent that area - Chatham and Aylesford was No 7!

Today, however, tells a very different story...

Somewhere out there is a poor activist, either staring at a canvassing card or trying to input onto Merlin, and he (or she) is stuck!  If you are reading this and you are still in need of help, do get in touch on at If I cannot help, I will put you in touch with someone who can!

D-288 and counting

Monday, 21 July 2014

How Well Do You Know Your Neighbourhood Quiz

The Office for National Statistics has posted this link, which enables readers to participate in a short quiz about "how well do you know your neighbourhood". See HERE.

The answers have been culled from the latest national census and are presented in a ward format - so not only a bit of fun, but also an ideal tool to test your local councillor about how well they know their community! 

Sunday, 20 July 2014

Tom Tugendhat's Tonbridge & Malling New Activists Recruitment Campaign

On Wednesday I posted samples of the Chatham & Aylesford new helpers and activists recruitment campaign - HERE

On Friday I sent Tonbridge & Malling/Tom Tugendhat's campaign to the printer. Obviously the format is similar, but to provide readers with example of the different styles (incumbent MP compared with a Paliamentary Candidate) I have published Tom's letter and reply card below.